What a Guy Wants ft Lady Gangnam

Special thanks goes to the simulator of this piece, Lady Gangnam (anoda very gud writer tho shy) and my ever scrutinising editor, Vic GGMUB!!! Lady Gangnam's work is the basis/foundation of this piece nd she is duly recognised. Without much ado,let's get to the ish of the day.

 "What is it a guy wants?" He tells you Brazilian hair don't mean shit, Wearing a short dress and cleavage isn't decent. He tells you too much make up sucks and makes you look scary. However on his bb he saves girls dressed just as described above. He puts up pictures of them. When he goes clubbing he dances with them. When he is driving by, he is constantly checking them out". This is what my friend Cecilia said to me last week.

 Honestly ehn.....as she sed all deze tins to me, my conscience bin dey prick me like crazy. I contested her claim of course,I even tagged it as "spurious" bt deep down in me.....I knew she was saying the truth. I'm a gud looking guy....yeah...got a couple of chics around me (I'm not an Olodo in short).

 Weneva any1 asks me wht kind of girl I wnt, I always paint a picture of a decent,nice,intelligent nd fun girl......cool story noni.....honestly speaking,I wudnt mind a crazy n freaky girl dts willing to make my head spin nd also make my soldier stand at attention lol.

 Not that I'm unserious...NO.....far 4rm it sef, I jus love to have a gud time nd I wudnt contest d fact that these "plastic girls" (Make-up wearing, Cleavage baring, loose n wild girls) get to me sometimes. Wen I see dem,I jus wanna be with them lol (I'm a man,I'm not a perv). They look like LUST itself and even deir avi on twitter makes u wanna munch or grab d screen. In a bit I find mysef askin for a ffbck or smfin related to famzin sha.

 Sadly,after gettin d ffbck or mentioning one anoda...t dsnt go beyond there. Why? This is what I cnt explain. I dnt try 2 DM them or anytin,dey jus become that person u see on ur TL 1ce in a whyl.

 Now the question is why did I start d whole P? Aswr I dnt knw. Dis dsnt apply to me alone o, oda guys r guilty of this and this leads us to the subject matter....WHAT DO GUYS WANT? WHY DO THEY DISTURB THESE GIRLS? TO WHAT END IS THE WHOLE SETTING OF P?

 Honestly speaking,I don't know! Mayb Sango or Amadioha would know sha,all I know is that the questions are definitely for the gods.

 Black Jesus say Holaaaaaa