Thursday, April 25, 2013

Soul Survivor II

After losing about three different bus-stop scuffles, Odion finally managed to board a bus going to Boundary. Unfortunately for him, an unnecessarily fat woman secured a seat beside him. From her proceeded a seriously offensive odour similar to that of a decomposed fish; without mincing words, her body literally took the form of a hippo.

 Odion stylishly blocked his nasal cavity from the smell while ensuring his breathing was unaffected. This was a system he created to survive the stench he usually encountered during his journey back home from work. Given the fact that he lived in Ajegunle, he rode the bus with all sorts of people from below the poverty line.

 In a bid to make the journey less traumatic, he brought out an earphone from his bag hoping to listen to the radio on his phone. To his utmost surprise, he was greeted with full emptiness when he reached for his pocket. Odion broke out in cold sweat as he frantically searched for his phone; Just like a needle in a haystack, a whole mobile phone became impossible to locate.

 "Why me?", lamented Odion. He was to endure another 2hours of heavy traffic in a poorly ventilated bus right beside a fat woman who was literally sitting on his lap. There was a very high probability that he would spend another 30minutes begging his landlord to open the gate because he was certain on getting home after the curfew and even the so-called bus he struggled to board ruined his only decent white shirt with grease stains.

 After sulking for a few minutes, he drifted into deep thought on his life where he evaluated his journey so far in Lagos. He was 27 and had worked relentlessly for 4 solid years; to be honest with you he had nothing to show for it. His savings towards a car had barely passed N200k even though he had been saving for over 38-months. Although he lived comfortably and owned a few luxuries, he had no serious assets that he could point at; Odion was pretty much at the mercy of his salary.

 Charity wasn't for Odion as every single penny was already accounted for long before his salary came. Odion had sent money to his parents just once since he came to Lagos. After that, he became a self sufficient island that survived solely on his monthly salary; living from hand-to-mouth.

 To be honest, Odion hated his current job. His hope of life in Lagos was a job that would allow him time to work on his pet project back in the village. This was definitely a job in the agricultural arm of the bank of Industry with an official car, a house in Ikoyi, a fat salary and flexible working hours. After searching for his dream job for over 8months to no avail, he decided to be prudent by taking up a job in a field different from economics or agriculture. He needed the money badly and couldn't bear staying idle for another day.

 He worked for a lousy boss who barked out orders and constantly reminded him of how useless he was, he worked with scheming colleagues who often withheld vital information from him, he was saddled with unrealistic targets/dealines and also had to endure numerous insults from sometimes less qualified wealthy clients who spoke to him rudely.

 Coupled with the travelling time to and from work daily, he was toiling in a job he didn't even have any interest in. The monthly pay slip was the only reason he smiled; he had no friends, no girlfriend, no hobbies, no fun, no strength because he woke up early and returned home late. Saturdays were for washing,cleaning and cooking, sundays were for church and sleeping.

 Although Odion was disturbed by the results of his self evaluation, he encouraged himself that if he stayed long enough at the company and worked very hard; he would become boss someday and then life would be sweeter.

 Today Odion; the Executive Director of Koroko Holdings turns 52, he was recently diagnosed with high blood pressure and diabetes. Although he is filthy rich and at the peak of his career just like his parents wanted; he is unhappy because doesn't feel accomplished. He feels he sold his dreams for riches and glamour while he jettisoned what made him tick; the dream of developing agricultural practice and finance in his village and beyond.

 In reality, Odion happens to be my friend's father. He shared his story with me over drinks as I waited for his son (my friend) to return from an errand. He also gave me the permission to write about his life and experience. With so much fear in his voice he warned me of the dangers of "settling" for a close substitute even though the real deal is not convenient/available. "When you have a clear cut vision of what you want in life, don't ever go in another direction for survival's sake", he advised.

 In confidence, he told me of how he contemplated suicide many times simply because he was haunted by the cries of the many illiterate farmers and their families whom he consigned to a life of poverty and misery just because he betrayed his dream and went after money.

 He alone knows where the shoe hurts...but I can tell you that from his eyes, living in Odion's body must be hell regardless of the wealth and accomplishments he has amassed for himself.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Soul Survivor

Like every other normal student, Odion had big dreams and ambitions for himself. He dreamt of being celebrated by all and sundry in his community. As a man of timber and calibre, he hoped to use his wealth and affluence to touch the lives of many and put an end to the endemic plague of poverty that bedevilled Ndike; his motherland.

 At an early age, he aspired to attain the greatest heights ever reached by any man from his clan and to make this ambition materialise, he studied for long hours, listened attentively in class, did extra research on lesson notes and as such he was always top of his class.

 To show his distaste for mediocrity, Odion consciously aimed for the 90th percentile in every subject he took and with his unquenchable zeal, he was best in every subject all through his secondary school days. Unperturbed by the tales of woes accompanying the WAEC,JAMB and Post JAMB examinations, he came out in flying colours without much perspiration. In no time Odion found himself studying Agricultural Economics at the prestigious Delta State University.

 Given the fact that he was raised in Ndike; a remote village somewhere in the south of the delta, Odion had a lot of first hand experience with farming. He saw farmers lose their crops to pests/diseases, he saw farm produce rot away due to the absence of proper storage facilities, he saw arable farm land lie fallow and yet the people were poor in the land that was very suitable for various crops.

 The most painful experience he suffered as a child was seeing his father sell-off the Oil Palm plantation he inherited. Out of desperation, he agreed to a meagre N60,000 in return. Years later, they learnt that the plantation was worth N12,000,000 as at the time it was sold. His father was broken; the only asset they had was gone...Gone for peanuts! The ageing man was left with no other option but to work as a farm hand just to keep body and soul together.

 Odion felt really bad at the dramatic turn of fortune in his family and blamed it on the poor advice his father received concerning the sale of their land. He then vowed to do well in school and help illiterate farmers gain access to agricultural loans/grants, equipment and knowledge. With this access, he hoped to guide them on the best farm practices, introduce them to mechanised farming, help them purchase and use improved seedlings, pesticides, storage & irrigation facilities etc

 Eventually, Ndike and its inhabitants would reap the good of the land and the ignominy of poverty would be wiped away from them eternally. This dream thus spurred Odion to study Agricultural economics at the university.

 Weeks turned into months and months into years, Odion eventually graduated from the university with a First Class Honours. He was celebrated by his whole faculty in grand style and many spoke of him in admiration long after he was gone.

 A few months later, he was deployed to Plateau state for his NYSC. Even though he was aware of the security situation in the state, he happily obliged against his parent's will. Odion encouraged himself amidst the turmoil that he was only a few inches close to his childhood dreams as he reported at his place of primary assignment daily without fail.

 After 12months, he was discharged from National Service and returned home to his parents at Ndike; where he was greeted like royalty. When all the celebrations died down, his parents began to remind him on the need for him to get a fancy job with one of the companies in the city, make lots of money like other young men in the city and take care of them in their old age. After all, they spent their whole life struggling to make him the man he is today.

 The next week, Odion packed his bags and left for Lagos in search of a fancy job and greener pastures. He obviously had no idea of what he was going to encounter. Life in Lagos was solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. Everybody was in a money making frenzy, life was fast paced, the economy was declining, only few had enough; the majority were barely surviving and he was in a haste to make money and develop his village.

 Next week, we shall all be seeing how life in Lagos treated Odion and what happened to Odions grandiose dreams. Its a must read for you; Many lessons to be learnt!
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Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Don't Dull

"I want a real man for myself; talk, dark, handsome and rich", said Hawa as she chattered on endlessly about her dream hubby to Deji (her Male best friend). "My future husband must be loving, caring, strong, understanding, attentive, perceptive, sensitive, intelligent, mature, illustrious, industrious, interesting, social, malleable, agreeable, reasonable, buoyant, flamboyant, neat, discrete, street wise, diplomatic, sophisticated, exposed, learned, spiritual...infact he must be everything", she concluded abruptly and shut her eyes simultaneously.

 It was obvious she was out of breath. I mean; who wouldn't be, not after reciting such a long list of wants. After an awkward silence, Deji asked her if she indeed meant what she was saying or if she was just trying to show off her knowledge of adjectives? With the braun of a frustrated housewife, Hawa swore on her late father's grave that she meant every word she uttered.

 Her maxim was "Go Big or Go Home", she never believed in settling for less no matter what. She had always been an advocate of the best things in life, shunning mediocrity at quite an early age; she had dreams of big things only. She dreamt of an LIB proposal and a Bella Naija wedding. Her idea of a wedding was any ceremony that would set her parents back by at least a whooping sum of N20million.

 Her taste in men was out of this world. She wanted a man that was as intelligent as the Chinese, dressy like the Italians, articulate like the Brits, sharp like the Nigerians, fit like the Kenyans, drove quality cars like the Germans, good-looking like the Spaniards, romantic like the French, energetic like the Indians, lavish like the Arabs.

 "You better wake up from this your slumber...there is no guy like that in this world except u want an imaginary husband", Deji replied in a most sincere manner. He was flabbergasted by the length of her list and the myopic nature of her desires. "Hawa you better cut down this list, its too unrealistic", He adviced his 'josephic' friend who was obviously 'perdued' in her own dreams.

 "Bad belle..what's your own now? Just leave me let me dream abeg! I know my prince charming is out there somewhere and someday our paths would cross and we'd fall in love instantly", she retorted. Sensing the possibility of a disagreement, he stylishly changed the topic for peace to reign.

 Even though Deji kept quiet, he felt Hawa was asking for too much knowing fully well that she had nothing more than a pretty face and a hot body to offer. Simply put, she was a bimbo. He secretly believed that she didn't deserve to have her dream man because she wasn't even qualified to be anybody's dream girl...at best she'd be a trophy wife.

 Amidst all these thoughts, Deji smiled weakly at Hawa and she couldn't help but wonder what went wrong and why Deji was so calm on such a hot issue.

 Hawa is 35 years old today and she is still single; never had a boyfriend in her entire life. From time to time, she goes for crusades, vigils and deliverance sessions at different church camp grounds hoping to break the yoke on her marital destiny.

 Please note that this story is not about marriage or girls' desires but about our GOALS as individuals. Many a time we have big dreams but they never come to fruition simply because they are not realistic. We just dream!!! No strategy to achieving the goal, No plan to follow, No self development framework put in place...We just dream and this is how many dreams remain dreams long before the death of the dreamer. Why not check to see if your Goal/Dream is SMART i.e. Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic and Time Bound. At least you'd be assured that you are on the way to fulfilment especially with God on your side.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Mediocrecitis Poverticulus

Have you ever tried watching a Nigerian premier league match? eg. Lobi stars Vs Heartland. To be honest, its a sorry sight; its usually a spectacle that warrants either scornful laughter or deep sleep...sweet sleep to be precise. The stands are usually empty, the pitch condition is poor, the game-play is boring, the commentators sometimes don't know their onions.

 You hear stuff like "that was a wonderful header from No19, he converted a cross from No2 errrrrrr *long silence* I think No19 is Uche Nduka and No2 should be Amfani Sulaimon". Can you imagine?

 Its really hard watching our local league if you have been exposed to European club football. Beit the Italian Serie A, English premiership, Spanish La Liga, French Ligue 1, German Bundesliga or even the Dutch Eredivise. The quality is high; the team kits are standard, the pitch conditions are decent, camera angles are dynamic, fans are ecstatic, the game play is organised, the stadia are occupied, the commentators are savvy (you can even enjoy the game without watching the screen).

 You hear something like "ooooooooooooooooooh what a blooper, the manager is absolutely furious with the defence...(Second commentator): to be honest Trevor, Chelsea has been on the back foot since the break. (First commentator): defending deep like that could be costly when playing against an attacking side like Arsenal; 50 goals scored in just 20 games, 35 out of those goals were scored on the counter....you can't afford to concede goals like this if you are challenging for honours in the league". Bla bla bla

 I know you might say that these European Leagues have been there for many years even before Vasco Da Gama stumbled on Africa. Oh yes! Say whatever! We all know that these top leagues weren't always top, they started out sloppy but they refused to remain merely functional. They were driven by an innate need to improve and build on previously recorded successes. From dynamic cameras (reverse angle) to computerised officiating to modern kits to goal line technology etc Even the soccer boots are updated from time to time. Jerseys are redesigned every season, rules are amended to suit contemporary times, stadia are expanded, shares are sold, clubs increasingly support charity etc

 The constant improvement in their way of footballing is the reason they remain relevant globally. Its the reason they attract foreign investors, talented players, media houses and fans from all around the globe. As such contribute to their nation's GDP and ultimately their development.

 This is why I am usually puzzled when a government official comes on live TV and blames the poor support of the domestic league on lack of patriotism and a bias for western ideals.

 Rather than engaging in a finger pointing contest, let's be objective and sincere with one another. We are mediocre in this part of the world; not just in football but in virtually every sphere of our lives. Quality and standards are not usually emphasised, its not surprising that we welcome all sorts and "manage" everything, afterall "half loaf is better than none".

 If we are to grow and develop in Economy, Politics, Entertainment, Sport, Education, Science and Technology, infrastructure etc we must develop a bitter distaste for average results and mediocrity. Quality should be our priority, everyone should look to deliver optimum results.

 I strongly believe that a strong sense of value on quality and constant stepping up of our game would put our great nation/us on the road to greatness once again.