"What do u mean by my RAM is low?" asked Titi, who was visibly shaken. Tade looked bewildered but nevertheless laughed on thinking it was all part of the joke. He had only made a seemingly casual remark about Titi's brain because she didn't get something earlier on but Titi didn't find it funny and was taking it really P.
On hearing Titi's high pitched voice, Hashim the exchange programme student from Utrecht University sought to make peace. "What happened Titi?" asked Hashim in his thick arabic accent, she ignored him and kept shouting at Tade and telling everyone who cared to listen that she was assaulted verbally and its all cos shez a woman bla bla bla..........PAUSE HERE......
Now let's judge this issue fairly,objectively and squarely! Who is wrong and who is right? Does Titi have a right to take dis issue so P? Can't Tade just make a joke out of something? To what extent does Titi's reaction have an effect on her psychological and physiological well being?
Honestly ehn, on a very good day I wee tell u that deze are questions for the gods,bt for the sake of this discourse I'd oblige and answer them as truthfully as possible.
In my own opinion,I tink right and wrong is relative (incase u dnt undastnd grammar) this means that being right or wrong depends on the angle to which you look at it. I wouldn't condemn any of them for their actions or inactions but I have to say........ they are both mad!!! Tade is mad for pulling such a stunt on a girl (they are darn to touchy) and Titi is mad for taking the issue so personal (is her RAM not slow ni).
For Titi to take this P I tink derz something wrong with her,its jus a freaking joke. Dnt knw why we Nigerians find it hard to see the humour in things ( ppl r always so tense). Naturally negros are ready to bite and fight you jus cos u made them the butt of your jokes meanwhile some caucasian wudnt even give a hoot.
Back to Tade, I think he should keep it up (I mean the humour) but he should be careful when deploying his verbal arsenal so as not to hurt peoples feelings or better still undermine them......u knw, not everyone can actually take a joke.
In reality, the fastest way to the grave is not by stealing a Dell Vostro in Aluu community or by taking a lit candle to check the fuel level in ur generator....NO!!!......its by taking things P. Most people that fail to see the joke in life are victims of high blood pressure,nervous breakdowns,depression,low self esteem,mental imbalance among many other unmentionable challenges that plague active pressers of the CNTRL P button.
The point of all deze many yarns is jus to let y'all know that this our "gigigigigigigi" as my friend Mark wud say is too much,we nid to relax from time to time. Jus cos someone made fun of u dsnt mean u shud press P or go bck into u shell sayin "its familiarity that brought contempt"...NO.... U cn also make fun of d person and everyone laughs about it. No hard feelings. Btw u cnt even go about carrying what every1 sed to u except u wanna die soo like d voice in Mortal Kombat....."choose ur destiny".
Once again black Jesus advices y'all and says "throw caution into the wind and have a gud time,everytime". Remember the bible says in Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful disposition is good for your health; Gloom and Doom would leave you tired. (MSG)
No comments:
Post a Comment