Animal dey wear AGBADA

Charles Darwin,the famous scientist who gave his life to Christ on his death bed, in his theses categorically stated that men came into existence by a process he called "evolution". To Darwin, the early man evolved thru different stages ie homo erectus (Erect Man), homo habilis (Handling Man) and finally the homo sapiens (YOU).

 As usual,u know Black Jesus is always a step ahead trying to make the world a better place. He is a son of Yaweh who believes God created us on the 6th day (creationism),therefore I (Black Jesus) stand to disagree wit Darwin that we evolved from apes.

 Even though I believe Darwin was wrong, I somehow agree that there is a relationship between HUMANS and ANIMALS because on close observation,it is noticeable that humans act in ways certain animals would also do. Deductively speaking, if P then Q,therefore P=Q.

 Have you ever seen a man urinating where the sign says "Ma to sibiyi" or someone crossing the express way right under the pedestrian bridge? Have you ever seen someone that can't go for a minute without telling cool stories/lying or a guy that can't enter you room without something following him out quietly when he is leaving? (U r smiling now hehe)

 Its easy, quote me anywhere "We are all Animals manifesting in the human dimension". Deep down in us there is an animal that exhibits itself in our behaviour as we relate with others daily. Well below is a list of animals and possible number of behavioural traits that could be exhibited by we humans.

 Dog= very loyal, submissive, shameless.
Fox= Cunning, sly, scheming.
Skunk= Body odour,Mouth odour, Hair Odour (infact errytin na odour).
Lizard= very very agreeable, stupid, evasive.
Lion= Lazy, Horny, Greedy (GrubiNne and GrubiDo).
Monkey= Playful, Silly, Naughty.
Peacock= Swaggered, Proud, Goodlooking.
Snake= Disloyal,Snitch,Deceitful,Dangerous.
Chameleon= pretender, adaptable, survival oriented.
Cat= attention freak, PDA lover (public display of attention), Touchy/Cuddly Mosquito/Housefly: Nuisance, Plague, Stalker, annoying, impish.

 Just incase you don't find your category there,don't be dismayed. You can contact me via e-mail nd I'd gladly show you your animal.

 Don't gimme that crap about you not being an animal *rme* I aint buying!!! Deep down, there is an animal controlling your actions. The question is "Do u want to start controlling your animal? Or u would rather have the animal dictate to you (Human)?

This is a question only you can answer,just know that you have the power to control your animal but you need to:
-Acknowledge there is an animal in you.
-Discover the animal.
-Identify the traits the animal shows and cross examine yourself.
-Desire you be in charge once again.
-Do the exact opposite of what your animal wants (repeatedly).

 I'm sure you would be the person u want to be rather than the person you find yourself being.

 See you next week *exiting the Ashram*