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Dis particular one is not only funny bt also very painful. Have you ever spoken to someone dt u jus had 2 say 2 ursef "this person is rily MOUTHED o"? lol How on earth wud sm1s mouth be smelling so badly?............Some smell like spoilt plantain peel, odas av dt stink like a child's anus...Gosh....d sad tin z we cnt help bt communicate (and dis z wht we face daily). Choi!!!

 Last Monday,a lady walked into my office asking to see my boss. From the 1st word she uttered,I almost collapsed. Her mouth bin dey oooze like crayy mehn. Sadly,she was so confident of herself (let me believe she forgot to brush dt morning) cos sm1s mouth cnt b oozing like dat on a constant. Nywyz u cn bet,I answered her shabbily and hurriedly of course (abi u wan give me SARS ni).....nd dts hw such a nicely dressed and well composed person got a near-nasty treatment 4rm me.

 If u tink dt 1 dsnt hit it,y dnt u try talking to a stranger insyd "Danfo"....shiiiiiiiii......dt wud be ur last. No matter what mehn,I AVOID unnecessary convos wit ppl in the bus (u dnt knw who is who o). loooool, asides "kud u pls adjust" or "abeg dress",wich eva d case is....I always keep mum,no matter what the issue is in the bus. Its nt dt I dnt wanna talk or I dnt knw wht to say,I jus dnt wanna perceive any1s bad breathe. #shikena

 The condition of ur bucal cavity odawise knwn as mouth in english, "la bouche" in French,determines how people react to your words and ur personality.

 Do u wonder why sme ppl jus smile wen u say "hello"? Or why sm1 who doesn't knw u is jst hostile jus bcos u r asking 4 directions? Or ur bf/gf refused to kiss you d last time? Or every1 is suddenly keeping malice with you? Even strangers lol

Black Jesus says........"Do something about ur mouth abeg".

 Game Plan 1) Brush ur mouth thoroughly at least 1ce a day (dentists recommend 2ce tho,bt no tym).

 2)Drink lots of water during the day especially as soon as you rise in d morning nd wen u r goin 2bed at nyt. Water has d healing power u nid.

 3) Avoid long silences (ur mouth go GBA 4 shizzle). No matter whr u find ursef,dnt b quiet 4 too long....an old frend of mine used to say "if person dey too quiet,him mouth must to dey ooze". In oda words,ppl dt engage in verbal communication often have a lesser tendency to av mouth odour.

 4) Minty gums nd sweets are ur frend. No matter the condition of ur pocket,derz always smfin 4u ie TomTom/Baba blue or Mentos or Pectol. Jus av sme in ur pocket or bag cos twud surely cme in handy.

 5) Finally,watch what u eat yo....dnt cme walking into sm1s office jus afta u ate bread and sardine 4 breakfast nd u expect d person to treat u well....NO!!!....avoid avin meals that have lingering smells during the day. Twud save u d embarrassment of being labelled "The Guy/Girl with the Smelly mouth".

 Black Jesus reminds us all dt we nid 2 fulfil scriptures. The bible says, "He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his own life bt he dt opens wide his lips shall have destruction"- Proverbs 13:3 (KJV)

 Therefore, KEEP (Clean) ur mouth today and also do not OPEN ur mouth WIDE if d tin dey smell, or else YOU WILL BE DESTROYED ( I ddnt say it,scriptures did lol). See y'all!