Thursday, September 19, 2013

Onye Nzuzu

Those that know me well are fully aware that I'm a very nice guy, even to a fault. My love for people has earned me the title "bobo kan nice" which connotes that I am an easy prey to folks that take advantage of others.

I was christened Iheanyi but my friends always call me Bolo, its like a nickname you know! Till today I don't know what bolo means, all I know is that everyone laughs whenever I respond to the name Bolo. It makes me happy to see people happy because of my nickname, I just feel like a better person.



Even though I'm a very cool guy, certain things could make me abandon decorum. I'm always irked when someone tells me an elaborate yet unintelligent lie, when I don't know what I'm supposed to know and when someone asks me stupid questions.
                                                        
Have you ever been interrogated by an annoying person before? It could be really frustrating, you form polite when deep down you want to scream at the top of your lungs then end it with a resounding slap.

Sometimes some people ask questions that make your inner child make the "oh really" face. Just take a look at this scenario


Me: (eating hungrily from a take away pack. The contents of the pack = Rice, beans and fish)

Annoying Person: Guy how far? (Looks into the pack) What are you eating?

Me: (Hesitates a bit, then ) Rice, beans and fish. (Deep down in my church mind I'm like I'm eating Your mum and Dad for dinner).

Hard knocks:
Stop asking obvious questions, its really annoying. Its better to make use of your reasoning skills, that's why God gave you a brain.
•Ask questions only when necessary i.e. After you have explored all possible avenues to quell your curiosity.

Be smart when asking questions and you will be better for it.
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstein

8 comments:

  1. Nice one Black Jesus.

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  2. people ask too many questions dis days. ahn

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  3. I love this blog arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  4. hahaha Black jesu who has beenteaching you ibo?

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  5. Hear the name sef. igbo language is fucked

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  6. Funny and so true.

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  7. True but to straight forward. Bakin Yesu O!

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