The Hidden Agenda

M.C: It's my pleasure to have your undivided attention for the next few minutes as our very own Black Jesus mounts the podium *long pause*.

 Black Jesus: Please keep an open mind and avoid assuming that you know what I'm about to say. *Hot Ushers serving refreshments*. I intend to inform, entertain and leave you utterly stimulated. Stay glued as you see a different variation of last lesson.

 (Hypnotises d audience at d wave of a wand)

 More often than not, the "Woman" is concerned with her appearance, the impression she gives others over other things. *check twitter if u think I'm soaping you* This is in no way a bad thing if she doesn't bare it all to get followers on the road or twitter. I believe she should care for her physical being as its a part of her that could be her selling point.

 Don't pre-empt me! Just follow my lead, I'm the writer anyways *rme*. The face is the prized asset of the "Woman" other than her curves, humps, cheeks, brows, eyelashes, ear, hair, shoulders, arms, palms, breasts, tommy, waits, hips, butt, thighs, calf, legs and feet. These are all wonderfully and fearfully made body parts specially bestowed on her by Yaweh. As such it is only wise that she makes the best of her body with care and fear so the maker would be delighted with her.

With the ground breaking development in the field of science and technology, the task of nurturing the female body has been made less strenuous but however more detailed and most importantly easily carried out by all and sundry regardless of social standing. With next to nothing, basic female body products can be purchased in markets and from roadside vendors. However, the highbrow areas offer more luxurious options to the more financially muscular females who can afford go to boutiques and stores.

There is always something for the "Woman" regardless of her budget be it for powders (various colours and functions), foundations, concealers, lip gloss, sticks and balms, eye shadows, serums, hair sprays, nail polish, perfumes, hair attachments, creams, soaps, relaxers and other beauty products not mentioned above.

It is very wonderful that humankind has been able to create and develop more contraptions for creating, maintaining and rejuvenating beauty in women. Over time the "Woman" has flourished physically through the use of these beauty products brought forward by science and technology. In contrast, it has been noticed that the "Woman" has begun to get carried away by the conspicuous parts of her beauty that other details of her physicality have suffered poor care and attention.

I don't know if you get my drift, I'm getting this vibe that you would become an unofficial evangelist of this message at the end of this piece *mischievous grin*. Quickly reconnecting to the subject matter, one would wonder if the "Woman's" beauty is made by conspicuous parts alone or whether these unseen parts play a greater role in making her beautiful.

 To me these hidden parts make or mar the conspicuous parts and as such, negligence in tending the former renders whatsoever care administered to the latter null and void. My view is subject to criticism but you should keep calm.......Black Jesus is involved.

Before you begin to turn all Wole Soyinka on me, try painting a picture of you being a guy sitting at the lounge this fateful saturday evening sipping on some high quality wine and then this beautiful lady catches your eye. Only for you to approach her and her body smells like sweaty football socks stored in a bag, her mouth reeks like garlic and her hair smells like a wet rug. Tell me, would you be impressed or discouraged?

Be sincere with urself. It is evident that the unseen such as hygiene is the backbone of all round beauty. A synergy between the conspicuous and unseen parts of the "Woman's" beauty births that confident, desirable, sexy woman you want to be. PS: Don't forget to keep your mouth, armpits, private parts, clothes etc clean and/or well shaven.